Gretchen Kellough

Age: 30

Occupation: Professor

Mini golf experience: Gretchen enjoys miniature golf, ok? Shut up! She honed her skills at the many, many miniature golf courses dotting the Senegalese countryside. She also completed 54 holes in high heels on April 20, 2008.

Interesting facts: Completed her Ph.D. in comparative literature at Northwestern. Knows six languages, but can only speak five...because the other one's American Sign Language. Wanna fight about it? She has used the word "cooeeing" in a Scrabble game.

Interesting lies: Gretchen loves miniature golf. Her knees are made of peanut brittle and she lives on the far side of town where the Grickle-Grass grows and the wind smells slow-and-sour when it blows. Gretchen never eats baby food.

Player History

Past MC Mini Masters Results

2008: 50-56-56-49-48-45--304 (+35) (16th/24)

Course Championships

None

Hole-in-one history

Action Territory: none

Ballybunion: none

Congo Falls: none

Congo Rapids: none

Congo River: 2nd

Kristof's: none

Libertyville: none

Lighthouse: 14th

Par-King Black: none

Par-King Red: none

Rocky's Fun House Gurnee: none

Rocky's Fun House Waukegan: none

Sisolak's East: none
Sisolak's West: none

Personal records by course
Aloha Falls: n/a
Ballybunion: n/a
Congo Falls: n/a
Congo Rapids: n/a
Congo River Kenosha: n/a
Harry Semrow: n/a
Kristof's: n/a
Lighthouse: n/a
Lost Falls: n/a
Par-King Black: n/a
Par-King Red: n/a
Rocky's Fun House Gurnee: n/a
Rocky's Fun House Waukegan: n/a
Sisolak's East: n/a
Sisolak's West: n/a
Wild West: n/a
Wisconsin Adventure: n/a