Age: 39
Occupation: Pool hustler
Mini golf experience: A little here and there
Interesting facts: Mike is quite skilled in the art of unnecessary suffixal usage, having coined words such as "varietarial", "beautifulest", and "provation". He plays most disciplines of pocket billiards at a professional level. He once caught a catfish with nothing more than an empty Marlboro "Reds" cigarette box on his hook. His favorite word is undoubtedly "chim".
Interesting lies: Mike currently plays all positions on the court for the men's basketball team at Wichita State University (Go Shockers!!!). He was born with a parasitic conjoined twin who constantly uttered the phrase, "hit me." Mike has no liver, kidneys, spleen, or skin.
Player History
Past MC Mini Masters Results
2006: 55-58-42-46-52-48--301 (+26) (T-13th/26)
Course Championships
None
Tournament Records
None
Hole-in-one history
Action Territory: 13th
Ballybunion: none
Congo Falls: none
Congo Rapids: none
Congo River: 10th
Kristof's: none
Libertyville: 15th
Lighthouse: none
Par-King Black: none
Par-King Red: none
Rocky's Fun House Gurnee: 12th
Rocky's Fun House Waukegan: none
Sisolak's East: none
Sisolak's West: none
Personal records by course
Aloha Falls: n/a
Ballybunion: n/a
Congo Falls: n/a
Congo Rapids: n/a
Congo River Kenosha: n/a
Harry Semrow: n/a
Kristof's: n/a
Lighthouse: n/a
Lost Falls: n/a
Par-King Black: n/a
Par-King Red: n/a
Rocky's Fun House Gurnee: n/a
Rocky's Fun House Waukegan: n/a
Sisolak's East: n/a
Sisolak's West: n/a
Wild West: n/a
Wisconsin Adventure: n/a