D.H. Gallego

Age: Estimated 48 in Earth years, eleventy hojillion in Intergalactic Base Standard

Mini golf experience: The preferred method of bringing small moon inhabitants to their 9 sets of knees since 1221 your time, D.H.'s mini golf technique is both brusque and punishing, yet sometimes endearing. He has participated in the Mini Masters a finite quantity of years and will consider employing a personal putter for spiteful, sarcastic purposes at this outing.

Interesting facts: D.H. oversees the William Shatner School of Acting and Stunt Doubling via mail-order lessons. He is adamantly FOR the goiter education of today’s children in our schools; for now, he is happy to bring this education to the masses on a one-on-one level. D.H. is now a 27th Level Black Belt at the Sarcastic Clapping Arts. You do NOT want to encounter him in a dark alley or at your favourite band’s concert, unless your favourite band is The Faint or the Screaming Blue Meanies. The latest generation of Cullen-designated humans have fallen under D.H.'s control and will do his bidding soon, preferably to do crazy midget ninja reconnaissance around Bob Barker and contact him for stage two of Operation Plinko Freedom. He has again brought a posse of people with him to the tournament in the past but failed miserably in attempts to do so in 2007. If things get ugly on the greens, he will recruit some bystanders who will come at you in full gang formation and you best know how to resolve things with some choreography and 80s attire when Michael Jackson shows up and Eddie Van Halen plays us a wicked boss axe solo...(Is that too arcane a reference? Don’t make him rewrite that last part with Journey references, cuz he will...)

Player History

Past MC Mini Masters Results

2008: 46-51-50-51-42-43--283 (+14) (11th/24)

2007: 45-47-49-45-52-59--297 (+22) (T-13th/25)

2006: 49-56-47-57-45-54--308 (+33) (T-16th/26)

2005: 41-47-46-47-49-55--285 (+15) (13th/37)

2004: 46-53-53-50-48-49--299 (+22) (16th/36)

2003: 50-53-47-46-56-55--307 (+27) (24th/32)

2001: 52-46-47-46-55-58--304 (+27) (22nd/35)

2000: 52-58-51-56-54-63--334 (+57) (16th/18)

1999: 52-59-47-49-60-51--318 (+41) (17th/26)

Course Championships

None

Hole-in-one history

Aloha Falls: 15th

Ballybunion: none

Congo Falls: none

Congo Rapids: none

Congo River Kenosha: 1st (2), 2nd (2), 4th (3), 5th, 7th, 8th, 16th
Harry Semrow: none

Kristof's: 1st (2), 7th, 10th, 13th (2)

Lighthouse: 2nd, 3rd, 4th (2), 7th, 8th, 9th, 16th, 18th

Lost Falls: 2nd, 3rd, 9th, 13th, 16th

Par-King Black: 12th

Par-King Red: 6th

Rocky's Fun House Gurnee: 18th

Rocky's Fun House Waukegan: none

Sisolak's East: 16th
Sisolak's West: 12th, 17th, 18th (2)
Wild West: none
Wisconsin Adventure: none

Personal records by course
Aloha Falls: 48 (2004)
Ballybunion: 49 (2005)
Congo Falls: n/a
Congo Rapids: n/a
Congo River Kenosha: 41 (2005)
Harry Semrow: n/a
Kristof's: 45 (2006)
Lighthouse: 45 (2007)
Lost Falls: 46 (2001)
Par-King Black: 42 (2008)
Par-King Red: 43 (2008)
Rocky's Fun House Gurnee: 46 (2005)
Rocky's Fun House Waukegan: n/a
Sisolak's East: 47 (1999, 2001, 2003)
Sisolak's West: 46 (2001, 2003)
Wild West: n/a
Wisconsin Adventure: n/a